Shit My Students Write
Evidence of the true cost of educational funding cuts: a compendium of reports from the field
Birth giver
A young girl only sees other girls wearing skirts and birthing smaller humans so she too feels compelled to be an efiminate birth giver.
Mind games
There are two circles, one of them is blue one is red. What if I told you one of them was bigger? Which one would you think is bigger? The blue one? No, you are wrong. The red one? No again. Actually none of them are bigger. They are the same size. You just thought that because I told you so. This proves that humans are easily manipulated.
Scientific racism
Racism was invented in the 1800s by scientists.
Ancient social media
This online communication is very different from older generations that witnessed the start of the internet and ancient social media platforms such as AOL.
All I know
All I know is that syphilus was created because Christopher Columbus was fucking llamas…fuckboy Chris
Rooted
By this I mean that Wordsworth is deep in the ground, planted, like a carrot.
Where should we eat?
Decisions are a lifetime skill, one that people aren’t too accustomed to. Some people can’t even decide takeout places let alone who to save and who to die. Putting that kind of pressure on a human race that has been pre-determined to take care of themselves over their fellow man is Ludacris
Choices
He then presents him with two choices with which he chooses that she is to choose which of the two should be chosen.
Capitalism by rail
If a train reaction starts and the name of my business is in that train it is a great way to gain new customers.
Period Place
The feminist theory stems from a period place.