About

Dragon city hack. Spent 2001-2004 working on Virgin Mary figurines in Orlando, FL. Had moderate success consulting about bathtub gin on the black market. Spent 2002-2008 merchandising walnuts for fun and profit. In 2008 I was creating marketing channels for puppets in Salisbury, MD. My current pet project is training walnuts in West Palm Beach, FL. Gifted in researching spit-takes in Ocean City, NJ.