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Question: Who Won This Match??/  (Voting closed: June 03, 2007, 11:01:59 PM)
looney -
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« on: May 28, 2007, 04:41:47 PM »

Stips:

-3 post limit per person

-match starts immediately and ends no later than Friday, 11:59 PM New York time

-run-ins allowed and limited to 2 per person

-posts directed at the run-ins do not count toward the 3 post limit

- 2 day FC rules poll vote to determine winner


By posting in this thread, both participants agree and accept the above stips and the match will be official. Any comments about the stips should be made in the discussion thread.
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« Reply #1 on: May 28, 2007, 06:28:59 PM »

Saddle up
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« Reply #2 on: May 28, 2007, 07:09:52 PM »

Way to waste your first post gimp.
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« Reply #3 on: May 28, 2007, 07:21:35 PM »

Way to waste your first post gimp.

I think someone plans to rely on a loophole to make it up:

-posts directed at the run-ins do not count toward the 3 post limit

Should we tell him how silly that is likely to make him appear, or just enjoy the show?
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« Reply #4 on: May 28, 2007, 07:43:00 PM »

Way to waste your first post gimp.

Oh right.

You acknowledge by jumping up and down waving at your screen ??!!  How quaint.

If its 2 left its 2 left. 

You'd obviously call it a waste because you'd need every post you could possibly grab to bore the fuck out of people with your mind numbing tedious shit you fucking dullard.

Post and begone.
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« Reply #5 on: May 28, 2007, 07:48:51 PM »

I think someone plans to rely on a loophole to make it up:
Should we tell him how silly that is likely to make him appear, or just enjoy the show?

So my very first post was aimed at a run in  WTF

You have one more post where I challenge you to make yourself look even more of a dopey cunt, fluff boy.

*Loopey - please be of a better standard than these fucking retards*
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« Reply #6 on: May 28, 2007, 08:48:15 PM »

So my very first post was aimed at a run in  WTF

You have one more post where I challenge you to make yourself look even more of a dopey cunt, fluff boy.

*Loopey - please be of a better standard than these fucking retards*

Are you really this stupid you sack of cranial leftovers? Looney doesn't even need to post here now and you've lost this match by your total ineptitude and idiocy.

Your head's being fucked like a retired porn star looking for cheap thrills and you can't even see as far as the end of the anal thriller thats been welded to your nose for the last few hours whilst we all laugh at your pitiful squeals for mercy.

Try Yoga or Pilates or some other Eastern fucked up shit. Flaming ain't for you.
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« Reply #7 on: May 28, 2007, 09:04:10 PM »

Are you really this stupid you sack of cranial leftovers? Looney doesn't even need to post here now and you've lost this match by your total ineptitude and idiocy.

Your head's being fucked like a retired porn star looking for cheap thrills and you can't even see as far as the end of the anal thriller thats been welded to your nose for the last few hours whilst we all laugh at your pitiful squeals for mercy.

Try Yoga or Pilates or some other Eastern fucked up shit. Flaming ain't for you.

Whats with the "we all" ?

You must be the squadron Leader of some kind of gay circle jerk you sick little communal jizz milker.

It was nice of you to take your greasy little cum covered hand off your neighbours cock to pop in here and make a tit of yourself.

Heres a tip.  Be a man.  Stand on your own two feet and use "I" next time you decide to let me slap you around and I'll feel less guilty about humiliating you.
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« Reply #8 on: May 28, 2007, 09:23:59 PM »

"Squadron Leader"....... "Infantry".........

You must be sat in a tank in Iraq numb cheeks. Elsewise you just walked into a dark place where you'll be ritually slaughtered like the dumb animal whose coat you are wearing.

Next time you address me after a little friendly advice put your spazz helmet back on, your brain is already mushy and the cleaning woman doesnt do the skirting boards till Friday mmky?
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« Reply #9 on: May 28, 2007, 09:39:32 PM »

"Squadron Leader"....... "Infantry".........

You must be sat in a tank in Iraq numb cheeks.

My god you can make a stab at word association but like a downs syndrome victim you've made a complete fuck up out of it.

Squadron Leader is Air Force you dumb dumb cunt.  So they have flying tanks in Retardville  WTF

 
like the dumb animal whose coat you are wearing.

Uuuuuhm......its an avatar  WTF

Now take whatever eyebrow hair you still have left after your slapping and fuck off back to tard school.

*Looneys gay boy band posse are out in force tonight*
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« Reply #10 on: May 28, 2007, 09:51:29 PM »

So my very first post was aimed at a run in  WTF

Never said that... it was pointed out that you basically wasted your first article with a two-word sparkless piece of ignominy.

I, being much too kind and always willing to give someone the benefit of a doubt, merely pondered whether or not you had already factored in the posts you'd be allowed to make in response to runins... and if you had any fucking common sense at all also get in a few cheap shots at your opponent.

Obviously, I overestimated you. Won't happen again.

You have one more post where I challenge you to make yourself look even more of a dopey cunt, fluff boy.

Don't be droll- the likelihood of a bottomfeeding suckerfish like you getting the best of me is zero to nil.

Now thank whatever gods have the misfortune of listening to your prayers that I'm done in this thread, or I'd give you a few more smacks to cry about.

Good luck, have fun!
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« Reply #11 on: May 28, 2007, 10:19:15 PM »

... and if you had any fucking common sense at all also get in a few cheap shots at your opponent.

Obviously, I overestimated you. Won't happen again

You're that fucking dumb that if I pointed out the wood from the trees to you you'd trip over and break your polio'd spine on the first sapling. 

You and the other two gay horsemen of the poxed lips are obviously a part of Looney's rent boy posse.  I was told that he was the ring leader of a roaming band of circle jerkers and now I instantly have my proof.

You'll notice that the mincey little poof has been cowering in the shadows scared shitless to come out and get stomped, hell, I even tossed off a post to show my disdain at the quivering queer.

Now fuck of back to "the cottage" and fetch Queen Loopithia
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« Reply #12 on: May 29, 2007, 01:51:28 AM »

A Tale of Two Shitties

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. Heavy bowels ached with expectation, toilet paper was in short supply. The bowl was full of water, those not fated to live were washed down the drain of shitstory.

It seemed only yesterday that the Queen had told the loose-boweled peasants to eat bran, yet Crapoleon's army had been smashed and Murat had fled to Porcela after Crapoleon was flushed down the bowl of Waterloo.

Years later Murat grew a spine after it slithered from his anus as he fled to Porcela. Murat then tried to engineer an upheaval on the Porcelain throne, and so Turdinand was summoned to put the seat of order back on the Porcelain throne, as Porcela had been causing trouble years before Crapoleon plopped out of its bowl.



Murat, being slow of wit and foot, was soon ensnared by the dashing Turdinand. Murat haltingly stuttered his last words before the firing squad:

“I have braved death too often to fear it. Save my face — aim for the chest — fire!”

Turdinand, laughing in the shade with the Mayor's wife, fully intended to honor Murat's last request, but Looney the mad flame-alchemist, preoccupied at a bondage stall, instinctively uttered “BEUTY!” and threw all 1001 of his fell ingredients directly on Murat's visage, transforming that tragic no-ball's face into a disfigured mask. And that is why that day is forever known in France as Plastique Surgerie Day.


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« Reply #13 on: May 29, 2007, 04:09:32 AM »

first

loophole


 retired porn star



Queen
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By the looks of you four fucktards bobbing your brill-creamed Fro's in each others laps creating a greasey backwash of gayness that could inspire another Beach Boys hit, I only have to borrow one of AW's old ironing boards and I'll tard surf my way to victory here.

Surfs up.

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« Reply #15 on: May 30, 2007, 11:48:40 AM »

Brain is there a word or picture limit on this match before I open on turdstone and smoke Mullet?



i think those were the stips for this match.
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« Reply #16 on: May 30, 2007, 01:43:33 PM »


for fucks sake, cut the foreplay you pussies.  ROFLMAO
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« Reply #17 on: May 30, 2007, 02:02:34 PM »

Shove another cock in your flapping mouth Dust.

I'm concentrating.

Need to focus to pioneer the art of Zen flamming.
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« Reply #18 on: May 30, 2007, 02:25:25 PM »

Shove another cock in your flapping mouth Dust.

I'm concentrating.

Need to focus to pioneer the art of Zen flamming.



wink i see. ol' murat has got you psyched then? lol

fucking pathetic.  yap yap yap
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« Reply #19 on: May 30, 2007, 02:45:03 PM »



wink i see. ol' murat has got you psyched then? lol

fucking pathetic.  yap yap yap

Hey I'm doing it now Hogmella so stop waving your flacid titties about as if anyone gives a fuck.

Quality takes time....
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