Free Dr. Pepper For USA If GNR Release New Album

Free Dr. Pepper For Every United States Citizen If Guns N' Roses Release New Album "Chinese Democracy"

posted Mar 28, 2008 at 7:49 AM by Diamond Oz. (116 Comments)

Band Photo: Guns N Roses (?)

Tired of a world in which Americans idolize wannabe singers and musicals about high schoolers pass as rock 'n roll music, Dr Pepper is encouraging (OK, begging) Axl Rose to finally release his 17-year-in-the-making belabored masterpiece, "Chinese Democracy," in 2008.

In an unprecedented show of solidarity with Axl, everyone in America, except former GN'R guitarists Slash and Buckethead, will receive a free can of Dr Pepper if the album ships some time... anytime! in 2008. Dr Pepper supports Axl, and fully understands that sometimes you have to make it through the jungle before you get it right.

"It took a little patience to perfect Dr Pepper's special mix of 23 ingredients, which our fans have come to know and love," said Jaxie Alt, director of marketing for Dr Pepper. "So we completely understand and empathize with Axl's quest for perfection, for something more than the average album. We know once it's released, people will refer to it as 'Dr Pepper for the ears' because it will be such a refreshing blend of rich, bold sounds an instant classic."

Show your support for Axl and get on the nightrain of encouragement at this location.

Commented Axl Rose in a statement: "We are surprised and very happy to have the support of Dr. Pepper with our album, 'Chinese Democracy", as for us this came totally out of the blue. If there is any involvement with this promotion by our record company or others, we are unaware of such at this time. And as some of Buckethead's performances are on our album, I'll share my Dr Pepper with him."

Source: Blabbermouth

What's Next?

116 Comments on "Free Dr. Pepper For USA If GNR Release New Album"

Member

1. godlike writes:

this is just, waaayy too funny... I guess if we all want a Dr.Pepper...we'll be buying it though..!!

# Mar 28, 2008 @ 9:28 AM ET | IP Logged

2. CrawfordTexasJingoJango writes:

Except Slash & Buckethead

roflcopter!

# Mar 28, 2008 @ 9:36 AM ET | IP Logged

3. holyshit writes:

axl rose is such a jackass. his band wouldnt have been sh** without Slash or Buckethead

# Mar 28, 2008 @ 10:44 AM ET | IP Logged

4. No One writes:

Another sad moment in history

# Mar 28, 2008 @ 1:53 PM ET | IP Logged

Supporter

5. Kalis_wrath writes:

Dont want either the Dr Pecker or the new GNR. I will most likely use the can for target practice and the album as a coaster if it ends up in my home.

# Mar 28, 2008 @ 3:22 PM ET | IP Logged

6. O-Matron writes:

couldnt the coca-cola people get in on this and then they could actually "Buy the world a coke!"

# Mar 28, 2008 @ 3:46 PM ET | IP Logged

Senior News Correspondent

7. Diamond Oz writes:

Haha! Well played Matron!

# Mar 28, 2008 @ 3:57 PM ET | IP Logged

8. turk writes:

i like dr pepper

# Mar 28, 2008 @ 6:27 PM ET | IP Logged

9. kalis_wrath. writes:

Dont want either the Dr pecker or the new GNR .l will most likely use the can target practice and the album as a coaster if it ends up in my home.

# Mar 28, 2008 @ 7:11 PM ET | IP Logged

10. oops? writes:

April fools day is not for another 3 days.

# Mar 28, 2008 @ 8:49 PM ET | IP Logged

Member

11. XWigglesX writes:

Kalis_ someone has hijacked you user name!
We don't get Dr. Pepper here, is it any good?

# Mar 28, 2008 @ 8:55 PM ET | IP Logged

Senior News Correspondent

12. Diamond Oz writes:

Dr. Pepper is the god of soft drinks! I love it!

# Mar 28, 2008 @ 8:57 PM ET | IP Logged

Supporter

13. Kalis_wrath writes:

Hahaha! They can steal my name, but there is only one true Kalis_wrath and it is I. I personally hate Dr Pecker. I am a Barqs rootbeer woman.

# Mar 28, 2008 @ 9:24 PM ET | IP Logged

Member

14. XWigglesX writes:

Is it as good as Pepsi? Becasue Pepsi is pretty awesome. So is vanilla and cherry Coke. Love that sh** haha

# Mar 28, 2008 @ 9:24 PM ET | IP Logged

15. warlockzero writes:

April fools is here early this year.

# Mar 28, 2008 @ 9:27 PM ET | IP Logged

Senior News Correspondent

16. Diamond Oz writes:

I don't recall ever seeing root beer here on our fair shores. No idea what it tastes like.

I would probably say Pepsi ties with Dr Pepper. As for cherry coke, that;s the best way to turn your stomach into nothing but gas. Ow!

# Mar 28, 2008 @ 9:36 PM ET | IP Logged

Supporter

17. Kalis_wrath writes:

Did they change the April fools day holiday to April fools week? I think a whole week would be much more fun.

# Mar 28, 2008 @ 9:39 PM ET | IP Logged

Supporter

18. Kalis_wrath writes:

My family calls mf the Queen of Rootbeer. Its so bloody yummy and mixed with Jack D, its orgasmic! YUM YUM YUM! *drinks her Jack and rootbeer*

# Mar 28, 2008 @ 9:42 PM ET | IP Logged

Member

19. XWigglesX writes:

Oh nice. Actually i find lime flavoured soft drinks are pretty awesome too. Anyone agree? Sometimes your just not in the mood for cola and you want something sweet.

# Mar 28, 2008 @ 9:45 PM ET | IP Logged

Member

20. godlike writes:

definatly a Mountain Dew and Pepsi fan here... but there are times when the ol Rootbeer is a necessity... and I must agree with Kalis_... Barqs is the way to go.!!

To try and describe the taste of Dr.Pepper to someone thats never tried it... well, thats almost like trying to describe what Rootbeer tastes like..... its damn near impossible..!!

Y&T - This Time

# Mar 28, 2008 @ 9:55 PM ET | IP Logged

Supporter

21. Kalis_wrath writes:

Hahaha Godlike, did you know Mt Dew is a Morman run company?

# Mar 28, 2008 @ 10:12 PM ET | IP Logged

22. DeathInEye writes:

Mountain Dew: Livewire, Mugs Rootbeer, and Dr. Pepper own all in my opinion!

# Mar 28, 2008 @ 10:16 PM ET | IP Logged

Member

23. godlike writes:

nope, I wasnt aware of that......but I did figure out a way to describe the taste of Dr.Pepper....
it tastes alot like Mr Pibb.. only a little better..!!

Rush - Anthem

# Mar 28, 2008 @ 10:16 PM ET | IP Logged

24. DeathInEye writes:

Wow! When did Mt. Dew cease being a Pepsi product?!

# Mar 28, 2008 @ 10:20 PM ET | IP Logged

25. Westfallen writes:

Wiggles- My wife said you guys had Dr. Pepper over there some years ago but it was popular for only a short time.
Godlike- Good call on the play

Rush- Anthem

# Mar 28, 2008 @ 10:26 PM ET | IP Logged

26. DeathInEye writes:

Nevermind still there. I had to click "all brands" as if "brands and products" doesn't imply that it encompasses them all.

# Mar 28, 2008 @ 10:27 PM ET | IP Logged

Member

27. XWigglesX writes:

We did. But I never tried it and now I don't think you can buy it here anymore....

# Mar 28, 2008 @ 10:32 PM ET | IP Logged

Member

28. godlike writes:

DeathInEye....Im thinkin Mt.Dew is still a Pepsi product.... she is referring to the whole company itself..!!

thanks for the kudos there Westfallen.... old Rush is the best Rush...!!!!
I have almost 500 cds loaded on my mp3 player.... I hit the random play 1x button a couple weeks ago... seems like there is always a cool tune playing..!!

Rainbow - All Night Long

# Mar 28, 2008 @ 10:34 PM ET | IP Logged

29. O-Matron writes:

Oz where are you that doesnt have root beer? UK?

# Mar 28, 2008 @ 10:36 PM ET | IP Logged

30. DeathInEye writes:

Yeah I realized that after I hit send Godlike. I'm kinda braindead at the moment. I can't believe there's a caff free Mt. Dew. That's such a contradiction. It's like...Christian Black Metal!

# Mar 28, 2008 @ 10:47 PM ET | IP Logged

Supporter

31. Kalis_wrath writes:

Hahahaha! The Mormans had to make a soft drink that was non-caffinated so they made and sold Pepsi products. Not only is it against my religon to drink that which is made from Mormans, but it tastes nasty to me. Funny part is I thought it was nasty even as a small child and always loved Coke products.

# Mar 28, 2008 @ 11:32 PM ET | IP Logged

32. kalis_wrath. writes:

Hahahaha! The mormans had to make a soft drink that was non-caffinated so they made and pepsi products.Not only is it against my religon to drink that which is made form mormans,but it tastes nasty to me. Funny part is l though it was even as a small child and always loved coke products.

# Mar 29, 2008 @ 12:08 AM ET | IP Logged

Member

33. XWigglesX writes:

Yo Kalis_ are you double posting or something with different computers?

# Mar 29, 2008 @ 12:18 AM ET | IP Logged

Supporter

34. Kalis_wrath writes:

No. Some idiot with nothing better to do has hijacked my name.

# Mar 29, 2008 @ 12:27 AM ET | IP Logged

Reviewer

35. Terminator writes:

i do love root beer, but saspirilla is the way to go. good sh** right there!

anyway, i look forward to enjoying my free dr. pepper curtosey of axl and friends inability to release chinese democracy within the year. who knew something positive could come from axl's procrastination?

# Mar 29, 2008 @ 12:34 AM ET | IP Logged

Supporter

36. Kalis_wrath writes:

No Wiggles, that is not me repeting my posts on a diffrent computer. I unlike the person that has taken my name and repeated my posts have better things to do. I have just sent an email to Deathbringer asking if he will ban them. This goes beyond stupid!

# Mar 29, 2008 @ 12:54 AM ET | IP Logged

Member

37. XWigglesX writes:

Ah what a d***head.
Lets try and find out who it is.

# Mar 29, 2008 @ 1:02 AM ET | IP Logged

Supporter

38. Kalis_wrath writes:

Tis cirtianly d***ish to do. Soon they will be gone and not missed.

# Mar 29, 2008 @ 1:08 AM ET | IP Logged

Member

39. XWigglesX writes:

Yeah what a d***head. Honestly.
Probaby that wanker from the Boihazard page that was calling us gay and what not.

# Mar 29, 2008 @ 1:19 AM ET | IP Logged

Supporter

40. Kalis_wrath writes:

I dont even feel sorry for that person. Dude really should get a frinkin life!

# Mar 29, 2008 @ 2:24 AM ET | IP Logged

41. kalis_wrath. writes:

l dont even feel sorry for that person.Dude reallyshould get a frinkin life!

# Mar 29, 2008 @ 3:51 AM ET | IP Logged

Member

42. metalrocks writes:

GNR sucks

# Mar 29, 2008 @ 4:18 AM ET | IP Logged

Member

43. XWigglesX writes:

f*** off Kalis poser!
Get your own screen name.

# Mar 29, 2008 @ 4:27 AM ET | IP Logged

Senior News Correspondent

44. Diamond Oz writes:

Yep, I'm from the UK. Never seen root beer or mountain dew here.

# Mar 29, 2008 @ 5:21 AM ET | IP Logged

45. Fuck A Name writes:

Well that's lose/win for you Oz, Root beer is the sh**, all it needs is some alcohol to make it true to it's namesake. Mountain Dew, however, kills your "man-cells", if you get my meaning, So regardless of taste, "f*** The Dew". You don't want it. lol

Now Playing: the Absence- "The Murder"

# Mar 29, 2008 @ 12:51 PM ET | IP Logged

Senior News Correspondent

46. Diamond Oz writes:

Lol thanks for that, I'll make sure I never drink it if I go to the States then! Do you get Tango or Fanta in The States?

Now playing: Body Count- Hey Joe

# Mar 29, 2008 @ 1:55 PM ET | IP Logged

47. Public Execution writes:

You have to drink a ton of mountain dew to kill your man cells, so don't worry freak out if you are a casual drinker. Anyways, I think this promotion is hilarious and I am now rooting for the release of Chinese Democracy.

# Mar 29, 2008 @ 3:12 PM ET | IP Logged

Member

48. xman writes:

i love mountain dew . i hate GNR they let there fans down.

# Mar 29, 2008 @ 3:47 PM ET | IP Logged

Member

49. godlike writes:

Yeah Oz, we have Fanta... but Ive not heard of Tango.! Is that another fruit flavored soda..?

Fastway - We Become One

# Mar 29, 2008 @ 4:29 PM ET | IP Logged

Member

50. xman writes:

i dont think chinese democracy is ever comeing out . but hay its up to axl now. but if it comes out i dont think.iam going to buy it, for one its been to long two gnr dont have any fans and 3 who gives a sh** . well i guss we will see

# Mar 29, 2008 @ 4:36 PM ET | IP Logged

Supporter

51. Kalis_wrath writes:

I could have sworn I saw Tango somewhere. If I do see it again I will take a pic and link it to you here.

# Mar 29, 2008 @ 4:39 PM ET | IP Logged

Member

52. xman writes:

iam with you godlike fanta kicks ass

# Mar 29, 2008 @ 4:41 PM ET | IP Logged

Supporter

53. Kalis_wrath writes:

Hahahaha! Xman, if this album does come out I dont predict it doing well myself.

# Mar 29, 2008 @ 4:42 PM ET | IP Logged

Member

54. godlike writes:

umm... xman, Im wondering where I said anything about Fanta kickin ass..? Are you as stoned as I normally am..? I'm not saying that it isnt a decent flavored soda...but I certainly dont think it kicks ass.... that designation is for something like...oh I dont know...perhaps ROOTBEER..!!!

Buns and Hoses turned to sh^t when everyone left, and it became Axl and his hodgepodge backup band that is posing as GnR..!

Boy Hits Car - I'm a Cloud

# Mar 29, 2008 @ 5:26 PM ET | IP Logged

Supporter

55. BLACKDOG writes:

The good news is I can actually afford to buy my own Dr.Pepper.Thankyou very much.If I had to waite for Axl.I'd die of thirst.Or started drinking Faygo.I mean either way?!?!

# Mar 29, 2008 @ 5:41 PM ET | IP Logged

56. DeathInEye writes:

Haha Oz I found out that UK doesn't have Mt. Dew the hard way! I studied there for three months last summer and had to go without. Went into a shop and asked if they carried it or anything like it and the person thought I wanted water! It was ok though. Like I said I like Dr. Pepper too. You really seem to love black currant anything as well. Where I am we don't have anything black currant. Your guys' Pizza Express rocks too! I miss those damn olives so much!

# Mar 29, 2008 @ 6:42 PM ET | IP Logged

57. DeathInEye writes:

Lol, I got my seasons mixed up with this harsh winter. I meant last fall, not summer. I want summer.

# Mar 29, 2008 @ 6:44 PM ET | IP Logged

Supporter

58. Kalis_wrath writes:

I wonder how many people on here have had Henery Wienhearts Rootbeer? H.W is a brewry that makes both beer and soft drinks. They are bloody yummy!

# Mar 29, 2008 @ 6:57 PM ET | IP Logged

Member

59. godlike writes:

Kalis_ Ive not heard of that brewery..? Is that located out in your neck o the woods..?

Boy Hits Car - Lovefurypassionenergy

# Mar 29, 2008 @ 7:03 PM ET | IP Logged

Supporter

60. Kalis_wrath writes:

Their headquarters are in Tumwater Wa. My Padre is a huge fan of their beer. I think their beer is o.k, but I am not a fan of beer as a whole. It makes me feel bloated like a dead corpse in the water for a week the day after.

# Mar 29, 2008 @ 7:15 PM ET | IP Logged

Member

61. godlike writes:

haha, thanks for that image..., being that I'm not a drinker anymore....I'll take your word for it...!!

# Mar 29, 2008 @ 7:34 PM ET | IP Logged

Supporter

62. Kalis_wrath writes:

I do love the taste of beer, but the morning after aint worth it. I prefer my Jack and rootbeer as it does taste damn good and the am after is much more easy to deal with.

# Mar 29, 2008 @ 7:41 PM ET | IP Logged

Senior News Correspondent

63. Diamond Oz writes:

Yeah mate we bloody love blackcurrent! It's sacrilicious! I wouldn't know how good the pizza express is though as I don't eat pizza.

Now playing: Twiztid- Afraid Of Me

# Mar 29, 2008 @ 7:47 PM ET | IP Logged

Member

64. godlike writes:

I was a Black Velvet fan when I drank... mixed with equal parts 7up and orange juice with a splash of lime..mmmm now that is tasty.!!

Glen Tipton - Paint it Black

# Mar 29, 2008 @ 7:49 PM ET | IP Logged

65. O-Matron writes:

Root Beer is delicious if your ever state side be sure to stop and pick up some IBC, Stewarts, Mugg, or A&W.

Next your gonna tell me that there is no Yoo-Hoo outsied of America!

# Mar 30, 2008 @ 4:50 PM ET | IP Logged

Supporter

66. Kalis_wrath writes:

Ewwww Black velvet to me is nasty! I do like Bushmills. Cider is yummy too!

# Mar 30, 2008 @ 5:38 PM ET | IP Logged

67. Westfallen writes:

Point root beer is good. It's probably not distributed to a lot of places as its brewed in central Wisconsin. Very creamy and vanilla-y.

# Mar 30, 2008 @ 6:06 PM ET | IP Logged

Supporter

68. Kalis_wrath writes:

I wish there was a way you could send drinks through the computer. I would send out a bottle of Henerys rootbeer. The Orange crem soda is good to, litteraly tastes like those orange/vannila ice creme bars.

# Mar 30, 2008 @ 6:15 PM ET | IP Logged

Writer, Reviewer

69. psythe writes:

Rootbeer... Ginger beer... Ginger ale... that's all the same sh**, isn't it? Fanta and Mountain Dew both suck. Vanilla coke and Solo are mad. And all I can say is, I'm glad they're not offering everyone here in Aus a free can of that Dr Pepper crap!

# Mar 30, 2008 @ 10:11 PM ET | IP Logged

Member

70. XWigglesX writes:

Ah an Australian! Hahahaha. Maybe I already new that? I can't remember! What state are you from psythe?

# Mar 30, 2008 @ 10:14 PM ET | IP Logged

71. Westfallen writes:

Hey ginger beer kicks butt. My wife's grandad worships the stuff...but he still talks about David Boone as your national hero. And Solo (your version of 'lemonade') is dern good.

# Mar 30, 2008 @ 10:16 PM ET | IP Logged

72. Westfallen writes:

Him and Sir Donald Bradman of course.

# Mar 30, 2008 @ 10:22 PM ET | IP Logged

Member

73. XWigglesX writes:

Ned Kelly. He kicks their arses!

# Mar 30, 2008 @ 10:26 PM ET | IP Logged

Supporter

74. Kalis_wrath writes:

Ginger ale is not like rootbeer. One is dark and yummy and the other is ligit and yucky, in my opinion.

# Mar 30, 2008 @ 10:29 PM ET | IP Logged

75. Westfallen writes:

No no...ginger beer. Kicks you in the mouth.

# Mar 30, 2008 @ 10:33 PM ET | IP Logged

Writer, Reviewer

76. psythe writes:

Hey Wiggles. I'm in NSW. Mid North Coast area. You?

Bundaberg Ginger Beer all the way. None of that Kirks crap.

Boone's great, but he's got nothing on the Don. And Ned Kelly is a mad c***. Nobody gave us better PR than old Warney though. Every time he touches a phone the tabloids cream themselves, it's wonderful fun :P

Oh, and Steve Erwin? Please! Gimme Russel Coite any day!

Now Playing: Tupac - "Hit 'Em Up"

# Mar 31, 2008 @ 5:31 AM ET | IP Logged

Member

77. XWigglesX writes:

Camperdown, Victoria haha. Not too far from Melbourne. Hahahahaha All Aussie Adventures! Best show ever!
I like the schwepps range of softdrinks. Good stuff!

# Mar 31, 2008 @ 5:40 AM ET | IP Logged

Former Contributor

78. Cynic writes:

Lol! All Aussie Adventures - man that show would have Dr. Pepper flying out anyone's nose. Not that I have a clue what Dr. Pepper is like being from NZ. I've solemnly sworn to give up all soft-drinks, which is pretty easy really. Too much sugar for any males diet, drinking water keeps the metabolism up etc a much healther option :)

Now Playing: Cannibal Corpse - "Make Them Suffer"

# Mar 31, 2008 @ 6:23 AM ET | IP Logged

Writer, Reviewer

79. psythe writes:

Victoria? Well then all I have to say is your beer sucks! VB? blech! hahah :P

I was so very disappointed when All Aussie Adventures stopped airing. Just watched 'Run Fatboy, Run' - dear god I love Dylan Moran. That man is genius hahah.

Dr Pepper is like, a Sarsparella drink, isn't it? Sars and cola or something, I dunno. I hear too much soft-drink actually lowers your sperm count lol. You'd probably have to drink a gallon of the sh** every day, but still, that's pretty nasty.

# Mar 31, 2008 @ 7:47 AM ET | IP Logged

Founder, owner & programmer

80. deathbringer writes:

It's quite funny how different tastes are for simple things like sodas worldwide. I think Fanta pretty much disappeared from the US (along with Tab and many fruity drinks) in the 80s or 90s, but are popular everywhere (and eventyally came back here). In Slovakia, they drink the orange sodas like Fanta like water. It's funny - they even refer to it as "Fanta" even tho Fanta makes (or made) other flavors such as grape soda. Like "get me a Fanta" meaning get me anorange soda. It's like me asking for a Coke or cola when I really mean cherry Pepsi.

I love the code red and mountain dew in general, but had to limit it to 1 a day to curb my sugar intake. Sitting on your a$$ all day in front of the computer and drinking sugary drinks catches up to you after a while :-o

# Mar 31, 2008 @ 12:45 PM ET | IP Logged

Senior News Correspondent

81. Diamond Oz writes:

Umm Matron... what's yoo-hoo?

# Mar 31, 2008 @ 1:37 PM ET | IP Logged

82. Westfallen writes:

Oh I know you didn't just blast VB.

# Mar 31, 2008 @ 1:57 PM ET | IP Logged

83. O-Matron writes:

Hahaha I guess not!! Yoo -Hoo is like a chocolate drink tastes like watered down chocolate milk, I know it sounds unpleasant but when I was a little kid it was a favorite of mine (I havent had it for years though). I think the Beastie Boys make reference to it in a couple of their songs.

# Mar 31, 2008 @ 3:06 PM ET | IP Logged

Supporter

84. Kalis_wrath writes:

West just sounddd like a gansta woman! *does the snapy thing they do* Ahahahaha! Word up in da house! :P

# Mar 31, 2008 @ 3:06 PM ET | IP Logged

Supporter

85. Kalis_wrath writes:

Sounded*

# Mar 31, 2008 @ 3:07 PM ET | IP Logged

Senior News Correspondent

86. Diamond Oz writes:

Yeah it sounds nasty but I think I remember the Beastie Boys referencing it. Beasties rule.

How about Tizer? Do they sell Tizer in the States?

# Mar 31, 2008 @ 3:14 PM ET | IP Logged

87. DeathInEye writes:

What's Tizer? Or in other words, no. I don't even remember that in the UK Oz!

# Mar 31, 2008 @ 3:29 PM ET | IP Logged

Senior News Correspondent

88. Diamond Oz writes:

Tizer is like this weird red fizzy drink. Tastes kinda funny but not bad.

# Mar 31, 2008 @ 3:55 PM ET | IP Logged

89. DeathInEye writes:

Ok maybe I do remember that. I didn't try it though. I did drink a lot of Fanta there. I don't think I mentioned that. Dr Pepper, Fanta and Tea, were my drinks in there haha. I think I used Tetley's, not Earl Grey, though.

# Mar 31, 2008 @ 4:04 PM ET | IP Logged

Member

90. XWigglesX writes:

Beastie Boys and Public Enemy and Hilltop Hoods rule.

# Mar 31, 2008 @ 5:48 PM ET | IP Logged

Senior News Correspondent

91. Diamond Oz writes:

I don't drink tea actually (there I've just shattered the tea sipping limey image of me for many :p) but Tetley's used to have some decent adverts with monkeys so they win. It's all about Dr Pepper and Fanta. And Pepsi. And Coke. And Tango. Yeah, I like fizzy drinks :p

Now playing: Snoop Dogg- Gz And Hustlas

# Mar 31, 2008 @ 5:58 PM ET | IP Logged

Writer, Reviewer

92. psythe writes:

VB is for wifebeaters and truckdrivers :P I'll drink almost any beer, but VB, 4X Gold and Tooheys Red I won't touch.

Tea is great stuff! Earl Grey is ok, but there are better teas out there.

Now Playing: Arsonists Get All The Girls - "Business in the Front"

# Mar 31, 2008 @ 7:41 PM ET | IP Logged

93. Westfallen writes:

Hey, I don't beat up my wife, but I am technically blue collar. I'll add aircraft mechanic to wifebeater and truckdrivers. I personally dislike Carlton midstrength (it's a bit like our Bud Light trash)...makes you burp and takes 5 to feel a buzz. Also think Crownies are overrated and overpriced..

# Mar 31, 2008 @ 7:52 PM ET | IP Logged

Senior News Correspondent

94. Diamond Oz writes:

Stella Artois is wifebeater drink. So much so if you go into a pub in the UK and ask for a wifebeater they'll give you a Stella.

# Mar 31, 2008 @ 8:02 PM ET | IP Logged

95. O-Matron writes:

Never been a fan of Stella. Always been more of a fan of Bass Ale.

# Mar 31, 2008 @ 8:51 PM ET | IP Logged

Supporter

96. Kalis_wrath writes:

Nothing is worse than the dreaded Papst! That sh** should be out lawed world wide!

# Mar 31, 2008 @ 9:22 PM ET | IP Logged

Former Contributor

97. Cynic writes:

Haha psythe, I remember going over to Aussie on a rugby trip when I was 18, walking into a liquor store but I didn't know what to say to all the guys to tell them I'd bought XXXX - 4X? Worst beer name ever! I'd quite like to taste American beer to see how it stands up. Drink nothing but the cheap stuff down here in studentville. I'm on some antibiotics at the moment though so have been sober as a judge for months.

Now Playing: The Lord Weird Slough Feg - "The Sea Wolf"

# Mar 31, 2008 @ 10:22 PM ET | IP Logged

Supporter

98. Kalis_wrath writes:

Cynic, what is a sober judge?! That concept is foriegn to me. By the way American brew is really nothing to get excited about. In my opinion the German and Irish should only legally be allowed to make beer. The Canadian should be hung if cought trying to make brew. I love my friendly neigbors to the North, but you gents should stick to hockey. I love when you go to a fight and a hockey game breaks out! Hehehe!

# Mar 31, 2008 @ 10:49 PM ET | IP Logged

99. O-Matron writes:

well Cynic Kalis is pretty much right on in her description, I once heard it best described as a joke:

What does American beer and having sex in a canoe have in common? They are both F#$%ing close to water!

# Mar 31, 2008 @ 10:58 PM ET | IP Logged

Supporter

100. Kalis_wrath writes:

Perfect way to put it Matron! Could not have said it better my self!

# Mar 31, 2008 @ 11:10 PM ET | IP Logged

Member

101. XWigglesX writes:

When i used to drink I enjoyed Aussie beer.
Now I rather drink watermelon flavoured Gatorade or Pepsi Max hahaha.

# Mar 31, 2008 @ 11:31 PM ET | IP Logged

102. iEATbabies writes:

Give me a Mackeson's or a Pabst Blue Ribbon and I'll buy your album Axl. Hell I'll even take a Keystone!

# Apr 1, 2008 @ 12:17 AM ET | IP Logged

Founder, owner & programmer

103. deathbringer writes:

Nah, we have plenty of good beers here in the US. If you buy cheap, you get cheap. I prefer Killians (if it's really Irish?), Sam Adams and Honey Wheat (whoever makes that one personally. Best thing about our little local venue where I live is they have Killian's on tap. Haven't been to a single other place that does - many don't have it at all.

# Apr 1, 2008 @ 12:24 AM ET | IP Logged

Reviewer

104. Terminator writes:

^ agreed, sam adams all the way!!!! linenkuegels (sp?) is pretty good stuff too.

# Apr 1, 2008 @ 12:42 AM ET | IP Logged

Supporter

105. Kalis_wrath writes:

Hahaha! Deathbringer have you seen the Family guy spoofs of the Sam Adams comercials?

# Apr 1, 2008 @ 1:02 AM ET | IP Logged

Member

106. XWigglesX writes:

I have!
Family Guy rules!

# Apr 1, 2008 @ 1:05 AM ET | IP Logged

Reviewer

107. Terminator writes:

^ yeah, that's pretty funny. so is dave chappelle's samuel jackson skit. mmm...b****!

# Apr 1, 2008 @ 1:05 AM ET | IP Logged

Supporter

108. Kalis_wrath writes:

Hahahahahahaha! I still find it funny that Dave Chappel is Musluim! You would NEVER guess! IM RICK JAMES B!TCH SHOW ME SOME TITTYS! Gotta love Family guy and American Dad too! They rock!

# Apr 1, 2008 @ 1:59 AM ET | IP Logged

Writer, Reviewer

109. psythe writes:

Cynic- Yeah, XXXX (pronounced 4X lol) is the dirtest sh** ever.

American beer is basically aussie's light beer. I don't even want to think about America's light beer hahah. I've seen Killian's on tap in a few RSLs here. Crownies are literally the top layer of the VB brew, so they're VERY overrated. I'll go for the Toohey's Extra Dry, Carlton Cold, Super Dry's or Toohey's Old because they're all cheap but drinkable.

O-Matron, I like Monty Python too :)

Now Playing: Basshunter - "Boten Anna"

# Apr 1, 2008 @ 2:22 AM ET | IP Logged

Supporter

110. Kalis_wrath writes:

Name me a metaller who doesnt like Monty python and I tell you they are a f***ing poser!

# Apr 1, 2008 @ 2:28 AM ET | IP Logged

Member

111. XWigglesX writes:

How can you not like Monty Python!?

# Apr 1, 2008 @ 2:36 AM ET | IP Logged

Supporter

112. Kalis_wrath writes:

Being a total tight a$$ with no taste! Thats how!
Rockin out to: Led Zepplin, even if I ap angry at Robert!

# Apr 1, 2008 @ 2:43 AM ET | IP Logged

Member

113. XWigglesX writes:

HAhaha fair enough!
Spamalot was on tv last night. Was good. But they only did one song!

# Apr 1, 2008 @ 2:45 AM ET | IP Logged

Supporter

114. Kalis_wrath writes:

SPAM?! SPAM?! I DONT LIKE BLOODY SPAM! AHAHAHAHA! Led Zeps "What is and what should never be" is takeing me way back to my childhood! I remember when my family would go to the beach in the George Oregon and my parents would play Zep. The wind would be feirce and the water cold, but we would have a blast! My Mom and Dad loved to wind surf and me and my sis would watch them kick the a$$ of those waves braveing the barges and the rocks. I would think that the lyrics of that song would be playing in their heads as they gripped the mast of their sail. Those were the days!

# Apr 1, 2008 @ 2:59 AM ET | IP Logged

Writer, Reviewer

115. psythe writes:

^How much fun is reminiscing :) and how is that word spelt? lol

# Apr 1, 2008 @ 3:25 AM ET | IP Logged

Member

116. xman writes:

want ever a$$ hole

# Apr 1, 2008 @ 10:53 AM ET | IP Logged

To minimize comment spam/abuse, you cannot post comments on articles over a month old.

Free Dr. Pepper For Every United States Citizen If Guns N' Roses Release New Album "Chinese Democracy"

What's Next?

Latest News

Hot Topics