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Xi's the One Kindle Edition

by Sandra Coupland (Author) Format: Kindle Edition
3.3 3.3 out of 5 stars 41 ratings
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She's a lonely, overworked waitress in a downbeat Chicago pizza joint, and he's the president of the People's Republic of China on a tour of the United States. Their stressful, boring lives are about to heat up like a pizza oven after a chance encounter outside Manny's Pizza Barn. "Call me Xi Dada," he says. From there, Delanie takes Xi Jinping by the hand and leads him on a whirlwind tour of of Chicago as they struggle to keep their hands off each other.
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    21 pages
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    On Kindle Scribe
  4. Publication date
    December 30, 2016
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    3406 KB
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  • ASIN ‏ : ‎ B01N1XZ33L
  • Publication date ‏ : ‎ December 30, 2016
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • File size ‏ : ‎ 3406 KB
  • Text-to-Speech ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Screen Reader ‏ : ‎ Supported
  • Enhanced typesetting ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • X-Ray ‏ : ‎ Not Enabled
  • Word Wise ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Sticky notes ‏ : ‎ On Kindle Scribe
  • Print length ‏ : ‎ 21 pages
  • Customer Reviews:
    3.3 3.3 out of 5 stars 41 ratings

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3.3 out of 5 stars
3.3 out of 5
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Jibril Derenoncourt
5.0 out of 5 stars Comrades, Marxism-Leninism-Maoism-Couplandism is the way forward!
Reviewed in the United States on September 3, 2020
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I have read countless books of Marxist theory, from Mao to Lenin to Marx. Their works have been vital to the advancement of the communist struggle worldwide, and I've been longing for a writer to emerge to carry revolutionary science to the next stage. That writer has come. I never thought I would see such an important work emerge in my lifetime. Comrades, the fourth and most important stage of Marxism is here! Marxism-Leninism-Maoism-Couplandism will carry us forward into a new age of revolutionary science and destroy neo-colonialist hegemony once and for all! Don't let yourself miss the inspiring words of the greatest revolutionary work of our time!
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1.0 out of 5 stars Misleading
Reviewed in the United States on September 9, 2020
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This is a hoax! It is misleading because it is just fiction masquerading as a first person's experience. It's a gimmick to sell this trashy book.
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Arthur Meursault
3.0 out of 5 stars Best Chinese Communist Party erotica since "Hu's That Guy?"
Reviewed in the United States on April 2, 2018
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As a connoisseur of erotica featuring the paramount leader of the People's Republic of China, I was excited by the prospect of Sandra Coupland's Xi's the One. The cover features a wonderful image of the leader of the world's largest Communist Party (and in my opinion, the best) in all his masculine glory, guaranteed to send even the most rabid advocate of Taiwanese independence into aroused submission. Xi's the One deserves to be widely-published and read as an important supplement to Xi Jinping Thought and as an essential appendix to Xi's own The Governance of China: Volume 1 (please please please Shanghai Press, if you're reading this, release Volume 2 NOW!).

However, it is my sad duty to mark down the book due to a number of critical errors that all Xi Jinping erotica should contain as per the constitution of the People's Republic of China:

- No fanny patting.
- No whispers of harmony.
- Completely fails to highlight the benefits of the One Road One Belt Initiative.

Hence: 3 shining socialist stars out of five. Only the glorious flag of the PRC deserves the full five stars.
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IsmokeMidsNoShameAboutIt
4.0 out of 5 stars Spicy Chairman Xi action
Reviewed in the United States on August 1, 2021
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Very nice chairman Xi smut book. My favorite part was where Comrade Xi's balls slapped against her "satisfactorily." Absolute must read.
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a Wristocrat
5.0 out of 5 stars Pleasant read...
Reviewed in the United States on June 21, 2020
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Great storytelling, great imagery, with loads of interesting stuff. Cannot stop once I started with the book. The only miss is the omission of CoVID-19 from the story.
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Eric L. Jaurena
5.0 out of 5 stars Moving, thrilling, and deeply erotic
Reviewed in the United States on December 23, 2021
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This was a perfect novel, timeless. An instant classic.
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Samantha
3.0 out of 5 stars A Prescient Erotica For Our Times
Reviewed in the United States on July 30, 2020
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This is an intellectually dense text, not just the tale of one Xi Jingping testing the boundaries of power and freedom (a clear commentary on Hong Kong if I ever saw one) but also a modern retelling of The Travels of Marco Polo. Consider the President of China being escorted about exotic Chicago by our heroine pizzeria worker, trying out the biker daddy attire of the people there, and eating their cuisine... and so much more. Tee-hee. The entire novel is metaphor rich, not an easy feat to accomplish in less than 30 pages, but our writer does so with panache.

I will deduct stars however for a few inconsistencies. Though I am sure Xi considers himself a prince, he is inaccurately called one multiple times in the story. Additionally, I am cautious about our main protagonist working at what appeared to be a New York style pizzeria when it might have been more apt for the location to be a Chicago-style Casserole joint.
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Peter Huang
4.0 out of 5 stars Very fun
Reviewed in the United States on August 10, 2020
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Interesting fiction, although it is not a real story I think Xi Dada will ban this book and the author. I will be more than happy to tanslate into Chinese, Haha.
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