Big Brother Does Boring Gays
If you ever wanted to know exactly what studio heads and casting directors thought gay people were like, all you would have to do is take a peak at the pathetic choices they make on the television show Big Brother. After 12 seasons, they have yet to cast even one gay contestant that has any sort of backbone or strategy to playing the game.
After the hugely successful Marcellas Reynolds made a splash with his comedy and “interesting” way of playing the game, the casting directors have been desperate to find a suitable replacement and all they have found are major dudes that are actually kind of offensive.
Alright so season 10 house guest Steven Daigle was pretty awesome and as Chi Chi Larue’s new exclusive he has shown that he can get fucked in real life even better than he got fucked ion the house, but even he sucked at playing the game getting voted out second.
This season anxious gay fans were given Ragan the mealy mouthed, west Hollywood stereotype who already has made some key mistakes and proven to suck in challenges. Where are the real gay guys at who kick ass and take names and make no apologies or break down and cry at the drop of a veto?
Marcellas may have charmed America casting people, but he is irreplaceable. Find a real gay man to take on the big Brother challenge…PLEASE!
-Dylan
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