Jimmy Carter Becomes Second President Convicted Of Felony For Sticking Up Waffle HousePLAINS, GA—On the heels of Donald Trump receiving guilty verdicts on 34 felony counts in New York, Jimmy Carter became the second president ever convicted of a crime Friday after a jury found he broke numerous laws while sticking up a Waffle House…
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News In PhotosBritish Sculptor Unveils Memorial Statue Of Queen Elizabeth Surrounded By Her Beloved Slugs
LocalWizard Reprimanded For Watching Porn On His Work OrbTHE CASTLE OF ISIDORE—Scolding the associate magister for his inappropriate use of guild resources, the High Council at Calazar Keep reportedly reprimanded wizard Ashkahol the Geomancer for watching porn on his work orb Tuesday. “We’ve told Ashkahol…
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PoliticsNew Florida Law Requires All Women To Produce 3 Healthy White Sons By 22nd BirthdayTALLAHASSEE, FL—Touting the legislation as a common-sense victory for family values, Gov. Ron DeSantis (R) signed a new law Thursday requiring all Florida women to produce three healthy, white sons by the date of their 22nd birthday. “The production…
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