God Testing Out Potential New Commandment On MiceTHE HEAVENS—In an effort to determine the efficacy of a divine law that may one day join those in His current Decalogue, God, Our Lord and Heavenly Father, told reporters Wednesday that He was testing out a potential new commandment on mice. “The…
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LocalMan Takes Much-Needed Paternity Leave To Focus On HimselfSPRINGFIELD, IL—Saying he planned to make the most of his time away from work, local man Ryan Gehring confirmed Monday that he would be taking a much-needed paternity leave to focus on himself. “Between my job and becoming a new parent, I’ve been…
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PoliticsWhat Biden Can Do To Win Over Gen ZAlthough the youth vote was integral in his victory against Donald Trump in the 2020 election, Joe Biden’s approval ratings have tanked amongst 18-to-27-year-olds. If President Biden is interested in winning back Gen Z voters, he’ll have to do the…
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