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Largest penis world-record holder named Jonah Falcon was frisked at the San Francisco airport by the TSA. 
This traveler’s “package” drew the attention of airport security — and it would have been some pretty slack security if it had not.
Brooklynite Jonah Falcon, owner of the world’s longest recorded penis, was stopped by federal security agents, while flying from San Francisco to New York on July 9, the Huffington Post reported Monday.
Falcon, 41, measures up at over a foot.
He said he wasn’t excited over the unwanted attention, but airport guards suspician’s were aroused over the appearance of a possible security threat. They used a body scanner, a metal detector and patted his pants with powder to check for bio-weapons. One even asked if he had “some sort of growth.”
