Cry Once for Red, Twice for White

INSERT DESCRIPTIONJacques Ouari, the owner and chef of La Cave des Fondus, drinking wine from baby bottle. (Mayrilyn K. Yee/The New York Times)

Some restaurant blogs have noted the impending birth of La Cave des Fondus, scheduled to open tomorrow in an underground crib at Prince and Elizabeth Streets. As far as I can tell, though, nobody seems to have reported on its pioneering notion of beverage service.

Wine and beer will be offered to customers in baby bottles.

While drinking alcohol in a container otherwise used for Similac may be a novelty in New York (at least in public), it has already been tried in that world capital of gastronomic sophistication, Paris. Paris, France.

La Cave des Fondus is a faithful homage to the Montmartre restaurant Le Refuge des Fondus, where Parisians enthusiastically suck down the house red and white.

Jacques Ouari, who owns the Manhattan restaurant but not the one in Paris, said, “I wanted to set up my place exactly like the one in Paris. It’s such a fun place. Everybody loves drinking beer and wine from baby bottles – even my father thought it was fun – and I think New Yorkers will like it too. I checked with the health department and as long as we put the bottles in the dishwasher they have no problem with it.”

Everybody got that? If you want to act like an infant and get drunk at the same time, City Hall is giving you a big green light.

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Hello!

There is something hinky with the 1879 peppermint recipe – there is no water quantity listed. As well, I am not sure the sugar quantity is correct.

Can you kindly tell me what the proportions are?

It sounds so good – and this is the time to make home-made candy!

Thank you!

It’s not likely I’d go to La Cave des Fondus, but if I did I’d bring my own wine glass and beer mug so that M. Ouari and
friends will have more nipples to suck.

i hate drinking things in mugs, baby bottles, tea cups etc.

Sounds kind of gross to me. Do you get to keep the nipple? How do you swirl & smell the wine?

How can you get the bouquet from a wine in a baby bottle?

I am excited to go to La Cave des Fondus. Everytime I go to Paris either on business or pleasure, I go to the Fondue place that does this similar concept and have a blast.

What fun….. looking forward to check this out!

I hope someone will just shoot me if they ever see me drinking wine from a nipple.

So lame. Is this what we’re reduced to to find dining out “amusing”?

please fail please fail please fail please fail please fail …

Le Refuge de Fondus was fun when my friends and I were 19 year olds on a semester abroad. Can’t really see the appeal now.

this is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard of. I don’t know much about wine, but I’m pretty sure this would ruin the experience of drinking good beer. It’s a poor attempt at post-modern whimsy, as far as I can tell…

Stupid. I love red wine in a fancy glass.

This is quite possibly the stupidest idea I’ve ever heard of in my entire life.

Really–what’s the benefit? You can’t smell the wine (or the beer–which can be as full of complex scents as the wine), which is half of the taste experience. You can’t get a good sense of its color or legs from a bottle. And unless you get to keep the nipple, you’ll be sucking used rubber. Disgusting. Is this another sign of the collapse of Western Civilization? Is there also a vomitorium?

Je ne comprends pas.

This seems to be trying too hard to be cool/funny/hip but winds up silly/artificial/faux.

But I’ve been wrong in the past.. but having a “blast” (BOY, IS THIS FUN!) seems hard to grasp. Good luck.

That is unless you get drunk faster, like beer through a straw when you were 16 years old… PS: Is that even true?

I was going to type the exact same response in the same typeface as number 1. Apparently, I’m not alone in my sentiment. Just give me a small square glass, and I’m happy.

How infantile.

Hmmm….does Baccarat make baby bottles in the MASSENA pattern????

Revolting!

I LOVE THIS IDEA . . . one of the greatest memories I have is going to a fondue restaurant in Paris. It was a unique experience and if you have any taste at all, you will give
La Cave des Fondus a chance. No reason to be a wine snob. Try it , you just might have some fun. Good luck Jacques ! !

Dear Mr. Wells,

You forgot to mention that the fondue restaurant in Paris for which La Cave des Fondus is apparently modeled serves wine in baby bottles to get around the French tax on wine served in glasses. I expect that Parisians understand this little tax dodge and find it amusing, but unless Mr. Ouari explains this, the charm in this bit of imitated whimsy might be lost on New Yorkers.

Regards,

Well, I suppose if you were born to an alcoholic mother this make take you back …. but I’ll pass.