Windows 7 and the 12-Step Boogie
In reality, people are supposed to find fault with betas, not praise them. But not in Microsoft's 12-Step Boogie.
So I'm discussing column topics with my Cranky Geeks cohort, Sebastian "Did-you-know-I-was-taught-guitar-by-Joe-Satriani?" Rupley. He tells me something that doesn't surprise me in the least: "Anything written about Windows 7 right now sends readership numbers through the roof!"
It's always been like that: Readers are generally interested in nothing but the latest operating system from Microsoft. This is especially true during the period of rave reviews that precedes the actual shipment of the real product. I suppose I could install and write a useless review talking about how fast it is when you have 20GB of main memory and the OS and ten apps are all in RAM. But so what? It's a "candidate," not the final product. It is, by definition, zombie code that people are supposed to find fault with, not praise.
These public betas are publicity stunts that really accomplish very little. Has anyone noticed the similarities to what happened with Windows Vista?
Here is Windows maven Paul Thurrott on Vista RC1
If you picked up the Beta 2 version of Windows Vista and were shockedshocked, I sayat how horrible it was, please, it's time to give Vista another chance. Seriously. RC1 is a huge improvement. Huge.
Microsoft can point to hundreds of new features in its next client operating systemindeed, if Apple was handling the marketing, I'm pretty sure they'd trumpet an estimated 571 new features. But once you get past the obvious stuff like the new user interface, Aero animations and effects, and the absolutely massive security improvements in this release, there's plenty of "there" there.
He goes on to promote the fabulous features of Vista.
And, of course by typing "Vista is great" into Google I can back up Thurrott with a chorus of experts singing the praises of Vista. By typing "Vista sucks" I can get the opposite results. The point is, early praise and criticism is common, but there's generally more praise: The drum pounders who have to sell books or webcasts or magazines pound the loudest until the real feedback begins.
People will read this column as well, in search of insight or truth. Here's your insight: I call it The Microsoft New OS 12-Step Boogie.
This system served Microsoft well until the Vista debacle, when Step 6 (the beta stage) was botched, creating a negative buzz that the company couldn't suppress. Microsoft was also taken in by the hybrid hard disk fiasco in which the OS had special hooks to optimize performancehooks that consumers were never able to take advantage of.
This time around the company has gone back to basics, and Windows 7 should be a commercial hit with few complaintsat first. Hopefully the product will ship sooner rather than later to help revive the economy.
But if any of the lunatics out there don't think this OS will be patched to death and suffer the same fate as everything else Microsoft has done, then tell me: What mysterious transformation has the company undergone to make things different? Hello, patches! We're waiting for you!