I finally found a deodorant that doesn't give me a rash (but it costs $20)

Regular deodorants give me a painful itchy rash that has me constantly scratching my pits like a cartoon baboon. I've tried everything from those crystals to the alcohol/herb based sprays. None of them work worth a damn.

But the ridiculously named MenScience Androceuticals Advanced Deodorant actually does work. I don't stink, and I don't itch. There's only one problem: it costs $19 for 2.6 oz.

Sensitive readers, what do you use? Do you have a stink solution that doesn't cost more, gram for gram, than fine caviar?

MenScience Androceuticals Advanced Deodorant