Will Zach and Miri Make A Porno's "Star Whores" spoof skin-flick stand up against actual Star Wars porn? We've collected the best Star Wars porn from artistic porn site Cathouse and compared it with a few shots from the new Rogen comedy. On one hand, you've got Elizabeth Banks as Princess Leia, a dianoga dildo and little tubby Rogen running around with a blaster strapped to his exposed thigh in Solo's duds. But Miravi from Cathouse is a genius, as the artist manages to disrobe a young Aunt Beru and get her and Padme together. It's NSFW in any capacity.
The drawing looks so lifelike, some of the more graphic drawings left me taken aback, especially when he gives Princess Leia the Requiem For A Dream treatment. It's interesting how many minor characters, from the Star Wars comics and books, Miravi includes in his art along with Leia and Padme. Because, honestly, how many Leia/Padme pics can you make? True everyone remembers Aayla Secura's sexy Twi'lek features way more than her name, but it's sort of amazing how porn makes you confront the scarcity of memorable female characters in the actual Star Wars movies. Just the fact that he had to bring Beru in (a character that had maybe four minutes of camera time) is pretty telling. Still, you gotta love the little droids pulling off Padme's clothes, makes the whole thing seem innocent... until you scroll to the next drawing.