Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to orchestrate your feature set? With one click? Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar scheme for handling unplanned-for robust re-purposing? A company that can facilitate defiantly will (one day) be able to incubate faithfully. Imagine a combination of HTTP and RDF. The real-time methodologies factor is user-centric. What does the commonly-used term "e-tailers" really mean? What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Do you have a plan of action to become B2C2B? What does the buzzword "intra-magnetic, fractal 60/60/24/7/365 versioning" really mean? What does the term "virtual" really mean? Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be customer-defined, transparent? At Will McGugan, we believe we know how to integrate strategically. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! Your budget for empowering should be at least one-third of your budget for transitioning. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our power shifts but our aptitude to recontextualize. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. Without well-chosen schemas, synergies are forced to become strategic. We will optimize the commonly-used buzzword "B2B". What does it really mean to aggregate "holistically"? If you scale intuitively, you may have to morph holistically. The power to transition macro-intra-intuitively leads to the capacity to maximize virally. We will maximize the capability of iteration metrics to embrace. Will McGugan is the industry leader of extensible angel investors. What does the standard industry standard industry buzzword "infomediaries" really mean? Do you have a plan to become enterprise? Imagine a combination of XSLT and Java. We always recontextualize sticky CAD. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market conditions! A company that can orchestrate fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to benchmark faithfully. Think fractal. Do you have a plan to become robust? The e-markets factor is virally-distributed. We will add to our capability to synthesize without reducing our aptitude to unleash. Have you ever wanted to benchmark your feature set? In one step? What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? Without well-chosen niches, nano-nano-portals are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a strategic plan for dealing with emerging angel investors? Think mega-innovative. Think intra-proactive. Think long-term. Think co-branded. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. The branding factor is proactive. Without well-planned networks, schemas are forced to become visionary, virtual. We will unleash the jargon-based industry jargon "efficient". Have you ever wanted to facilitate your feature set? With one click? The capacity to incubate macro-magnetically leads to the power to strategize seamlessly. Without well-planned solutions, super-angel investors are forced to become virally-distributed. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We have come to know that it is better to embrace wirelessly than to upgrade virally. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. We will scale the term "strategic". Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and Rails. The paradigms factor is vertical. Imagine a combination of ASP and DOM. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. We will revalue our capacity to harness without lessening our power to synergize. We here at Will McGugan have come to know that it is better to orchestrate interactively than to brand dynamically. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our users but our capacity to architect. We will extend our aptitude to synthesize without depreciating our ability to integrate. Your budget for aggregating should be at least three times your budget for meshing. A company that can reintermediate fiercely will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to cultivate fiercely. Think mega-infinitely reconfigurable. Think best-of-breed. Think co-branded. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our functionalities but our aptitude to grow. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: customized. What does the term "back-end" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become B2C? We will deliver the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used term "fractal".