Vayeira (Genesis 18:1-22:24)
Sodom butt pirates/
Hey Abe! Ditch Ish and Kill Itz!/
Just Kidding. Kill Ram
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For those of you who missed last week’s haiku or are desperately trying to block my poor attempts at pious poetry out of your minds-I’ve decided to write haikus for every parshah in the Torah! (goyim translation: I make a weekly 5-7-5 diddy about sections of ye olde testament)
READ THIS WEEK’S PARSHAH!! http://www.chabad.org/parshah/torahreading_cdo/aid/9170